Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Randomize
