you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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