It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Randomize
