I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
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