My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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