Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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