Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Randomize
