Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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