We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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