Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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