We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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