Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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