Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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