White coat. Heels.
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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