First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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