Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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