You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
