why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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