So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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