So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
