You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
FUCK WHALES
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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