There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
