Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
What drink are we having for lunch?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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