I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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