so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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