How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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