So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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