we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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