At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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