Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Let's get the cat blown out
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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