I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I understand Curling. That high.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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