i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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