Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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