Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
