i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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