Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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