Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We had sex on a dog bed..
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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