"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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