4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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