Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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