i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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