YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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