So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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