And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize