Where did you get a picture of my penis
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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