i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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