I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
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