She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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