i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
i think i just lost a toe
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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