i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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