school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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